01/11/11 01:24 Model Advice
Model Advice
I don't know how many women aspire to be video
vixens anymore, but from the number of sexy photos I
see hitting Twitter and Facebook, it appears to still
be a career goal for many. Fair enough. You think
you're hot stuff and are intent upon showing the
world this by taking off your clothes for total
strangers. Well, at least do it right - play to win.
Don't just publish a bunch of borderline indecent
photos of yourself that you (and your children) will
regret later.
Rather than give a road map of what to do (which no
one would follow anyway), I'll just list a few things
I see women doing that are sure to prevent your
meteoric rise to success.
1. Do Not Get a Tramp Stamp Above Your
Ass: If anything ever screamed "I'm a
no-good worthless harlot" it's the tramp stamp. I
can't think of a single model/actress who has risen
to fame with one of those (prove me wrong - name one
in the comments section). Sure, Megan Fox has that
weird tattoo on her back (and she’s trying to get
that removed), but it's not the ubiquitous and
totally unoriginal tramp stamp above the ass .
2. Stop Tweeting About Your
Relationships: You're trying to build a fan
base. The last thing guys want to hear about is how
you can't wait to go home and fuck your boyfriend.
The one exception to this rule would be if you are a
nobody and your boyfriend is a somebody (see Kim
Kardashian). At least then, it will serve the purpose
of bringing you into the spotlight. Otherwise, it's
just a fail.
3. Show Some Humility: Twitter and
Facebook have made us privy to people's innermost
thoughts, and some of them are pretty darn grizzly.
If I see one more chick in a thong posing in the
mirror with the caption "I'm the baddest bitches!" I
think I'll terminate my internet connection. Some of
you women don't even know how to
pretend you
have humility. It's highly unappealing. Showing some
modesty; it will set you apart.
4. Stop Showing Everything From The
Start: Consider this: J Lo became famous for
her backside
but she never showed her bare
ass - in a thong or otherwise. Instead, she made
folks sit through "Anaconda" hoping to catch a
glimpse of her in something skimpy. (Alas, it never
happened.) Even Kim Kardashian's sex tape doesn't
show much of her infamous butt. It's very simple - if
you give everything away in your first set of photos
and/or video, you won't have anything left to follow
that up with. Always keep them wanting more. Words to
live by for aspiring vixens.
5. Brand Yourself (e.g., Stop Publishing
Anonymous Photos) - It's a common scenario.
Some beautiful woman publishes a pic of herself with
no top, hands covering her bosom and it makes its way
to Tumblr, where it gets over 1,000 comments! But no
one knows who she is, so the photos just vanish into
cyberspace. From the very beginning, we could connect
Kim Kardashian's face (and butt) with her name. It
only takes 5 minutes to open Photoshop and type a
moniker onto an image. No one is saying you have to
use your
real name, but for heaven's sake
brand yourself in some meaningful way, so that as the
hype builds around you it doesn't go to waste. Also,
if someone wanted to, say, hire you, it helps if you
can be identified.
That's it. No one reads this section anyway
, but hopefully the few who do
will take something away from it.
Tags:Career Killers Eyecandy