I hate to have to resurrect a tired old phrase from the 80s, but Eva's current Allure cover made me ask: "Where's the beef?" Wasn't the Desperate Housewives star rumored to have packed on the pounds? I guess she did what she had to to lose the weight for this photo session, because while hardly gaunt she wouldn't qualify as zaftig either.

Either way, I'm a fan.

Tags: Eva Longoria