Note: Please give a warm
welcome to freelance copywriter,
Falene Nurse, who authored
this article specifically for Indosplace. She
has worked as a writer in the advertising
industry for about 7 years and is originally
from the UK. Falene is also a model/actress with
the
Q Agency.
"
I don't mind you taking pictures, it's the
angle," the legging-clad reality star complains
to the TMZ cameraman behind her. "
What you are
trying to shoot is so disrespectful!” Really?
This from the same girl who's behind was graphically
introduced to the masses via a sex-tape? Who only a
few weeks ago chose to televise her derrière being
x-rayed to prove its legitimacy and can be seen
greased up (from that very angle) crawling on all
fours in a recently released - I mean "leaked" -
music video. So, pray tell, how can a Paparazzi
trying to focus on the very thing her entire career
has been based upon, suddenly be considered
disrespectful? Therein lies the odd dichotomy that is
Kim Kardashian. A young woman who has turned her
backside into a million dollar industry, but doesn't
want you to publicly focus on that fact.
Kim's by no means the first
celeb to capture our attention with a gravity
defying posterior. There was J-lo, Serena (the
biggest and by far the best!), Rihanna, Niki
Minaj and of course, the bootylicious Beyonce.
These ladies also have other discernible
qualities (musical talents and athletic prowess)
that go far beyond their extraordinary gifted
assets. However, we are living in the
reality decade, where it's not uncommon to
become famous from a sex tape, a scandal or for
simply being you. I guess my question is: how
did Kim become the first curvaceous icon accepted
by the mainstream media and still the only one
that's managed to literally turn her booty into
a brand? If it's just about the aesthetics, what
of the Melyssa Ford's of the world? Why not
them? Well, the answer, albeit simple, might not
be quite what you think. The immediate reaction
might be to wonder if racial bias comes into
play, or maybe fear of what other "Video Vixens"
and "Urban Glamor Models" represent - a black
man's sexual preference. But if you look closer,
that can't possibly be the case. Firstly, Kim's
shape is considered by both black men (and
women) as an ideal. She also married two African
Americans (um yeah, both times), and let's not
forget her partner in crime from the first sex
tape (Ray J). Furthermore, randomly ask the
Betty White-alike at your local Starbucks who
CoCo Austin is and she would think you were
offering her a nice, hot beverage. Ask about Kim
K and she probably watched the nuptials on E!
Make no mistake, Buffie,
CoCo and Melyssa Ford aren't hurting financially by
any means, but they haven't turned Kim's kind of
profits either. Buffie's "bootynomics" has a following
for those in pursuit of the perfect proportions and
Mrs. Ice T continues to entertain on reality TV.
Melyssa had some cross-over appeal in the early
2000s, with lad mags and hit shows like "Entourage.”
Considered universally "sexy," she sadly could only
target a limited audience, predominantly the male
demographic, who historically don't buy women's
perfume, lip-gloss, clothes or sneakers. Given this,
should brands have taken the risk then and offered
her the opportunity to advertise with them? They did
not.
Similarly (and more recently) Amber Rose, a physical
type unseen in most fashion editorials (even though
she looks absolutely stunning in spreads for Tandem,
Vibe and Elle), has been unable to replicate Kim K’s
success. Amber sports designers like Armani and Karl
Lagerfeld at fashion week. Yet for all the fashion
world's admiration, no label has made her "the face"
of their latest purse or fragrance campaign. And
unfortunately, lying on Kanye's lap for his exclusive
line of Louis Vuitton sneakers doesn't count.
It's estimated through her endorsements,
appearances and TV show,
Kim K has an estimated net worth
of $35 million. According to The Hollywood
Reporter, "Season 5 of E!s Keeping Up With the
Kardashians
averaged 3.5 million viewers a
week." Kim's “Fairytale Wedding: A
Kardashian Event” reaching rating's gold at an
estimated
5 million viewers, with
advertisers clambering for air time as if it
were the Superbowl. Did the entire world
conveniently forget how she shot to stardom (sex
tape), or is Kris Jenner such a marketing maven
that nobody cares? Well, not exactly. TMZ
reported that kimksuperstar.com's traffic
skyrocketed that weekend, but thanks to Kris and
the rest of the clan America no longer seems to
care about Kim’s scandalous past. Although the
main focus of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians,"
it's no longer just about Kim. Kris Jenner
cleverly took her daughter's 15 minutes and
turned the Kardashian name into a brand, quickly
introducing us all to a supportive, united front
that had Kim's back no matter what. A
self-deprecating and endearing Hollywood family,
that stuck up for their own. Whereas previous
video vixens were associated "only" with sex
(Karrine Steffans anyone?), when you think of
Kim K you can't help but immediately to think
about the
Kardashian family.
Back in 2007, when
socialites and wealthy children were either
performing idiotic tasks on "The Simple Life" or
boring us to tears on "The Hills,” The
Kardashians offered something different - they
were incredibly wholesome and likable. They
represented the quirkiness and lack of filter of
“The Osbournes” without all the swearing and
rehab. They were… charming. Instead of boasting
about the sex tape or having a nonchalant
attitude like Paris, we watched Kim and her
family try to move on or prevent its use. We all
watched Kim break down in tears at the mere
mention of that infamous tape and how she cried
that she "wished everyone would just forget
about it and leave it in the past." And how
better to achieve that than by airing that very
subject matter on episodic reality TV? It sounds
contradictory and ridiculous, but it worked! I
for one immediately took her side and found
myself actually giving a damn.
Kim Kardashian may have dangerous curves, but you can
argue that she's also absolutely adorable too, in a
way that many others of a similar type haven't quite
perfected. Kim has somehow managed to be both
incredibly sexy
and safe. In advertising
that's like discovering The Holy Grail. For all her
sexploits, marriages, and nakedness, she
seems non threatening and sweet. Genuine or not, when
was the last time a celebrity Video Vixen was
described as "sweet"? If you are going to sell the
world on your body and looks alone, I suggest you
look to the original curvy icons of yesteryear to see
how to do it right. After all, Marilyn Monroe and
Cindy Crawford weren’t "just" sex symbols – they were
America's sweethearts too. Never underestimate the
value of being likable.
Looking back, can you imagine how popular Melyssa
Ford may have become if she had a quirky and slightly
interfering family? If we learned that she actually
had a degree in psychology and was an avid animal
rights supporter? If she had a quick-witted sister
that openly mocked her hyper-sexual poses and
expressions on the sidelines of a photo shoot? It
would have made her more of an everywoman. She could
have been bigger than Tyra - and I don't just mean in
her measurements.
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